Whoever Said Divorce Can’t Buy Happiness Scream Pillow
“Whoever Said Divorce Can’t Buy Happiness” Scream Pillow
Turns out, divorce can buy happiness—and it looks a lot like peace, freedom, and this ridiculously soft scream pillow. Whether you need to let out a victory yell, a frustrated sigh, or just collapse into something cozy after a long day of thriving, this ultra-plush pillow is here for all your post-divorce moods.
“Because alimony and inner peace are both solid investments.”
Perfect for late-night reflections, post-text-from-the-ex therapy, or propping up while you sip wine and swipe right. Snag yours now—because happiness is absolutely for sale.
Snuggle up with a custom-shaped pillow. Soft, zipper-free, and with a vibrant print, it’s perfect for treating yourself or surprising someone special. Available in 3 sizes.
• 100% soft polyester
• Thickness: 3″–5″(7.6–12.7 cm)
• Print on one side, color white on the other side
• Sealed design without zipper
• Blank product sourced from the USA
Spot wash with warm water.
Important: This product is available in the US only. If your shipping address is outside this region, please choose a different product.
“Whoever Said Divorce Can’t Buy Happiness” Scream Pillow
Turns out, divorce can buy happiness—and it looks a lot like peace, freedom, and this ridiculously soft scream pillow. Whether you need to let out a victory yell, a frustrated sigh, or just collapse into something cozy after a long day of thriving, this ultra-plush pillow is here for all your post-divorce moods.
“Because alimony and inner peace are both solid investments.”
Perfect for late-night reflections, post-text-from-the-ex therapy, or propping up while you sip wine and swipe right. Snag yours now—because happiness is absolutely for sale.
Snuggle up with a custom-shaped pillow. Soft, zipper-free, and with a vibrant print, it’s perfect for treating yourself or surprising someone special. Available in 3 sizes.
• 100% soft polyester
• Thickness: 3″–5″(7.6–12.7 cm)
• Print on one side, color white on the other side
• Sealed design without zipper
• Blank product sourced from the USA
Spot wash with warm water.
Important: This product is available in the US only. If your shipping address is outside this region, please choose a different product.

“Whoever Said Divorce Can’t Buy Happiness” Scream Pillow
Turns out, divorce can buy happiness—and it looks a lot like peace, freedom, and this ridiculously soft scream pillow. Whether you need to let out a victory yell, a frustrated sigh, or just collapse into something cozy after a long day of thriving, this ultra-plush pillow is here for all your post-divorce moods.
“Because alimony and inner peace are both solid investments.”
Perfect for late-night reflections, post-text-from-the-ex therapy, or propping up while you sip wine and swipe right. Snag yours now—because happiness is absolutely for sale.
Snuggle up with a custom-shaped pillow. Soft, zipper-free, and with a vibrant print, it’s perfect for treating yourself or surprising someone special. Available in 3 sizes.
• 100% soft polyester
• Thickness: 3″–5″(7.6–12.7 cm)
• Print on one side, color white on the other side
• Sealed design without zipper
• Blank product sourced from the USA
Spot wash with warm water.
Important: This product is available in the US only. If your shipping address is outside this region, please choose a different product.